modernity

I just used Uber eats for the first time in a long long while to get halo top delivered to my door stay

This man called me twice asking if sea salt caramel is an acceptable alternative to vanilla, and he had the smoothest, most sexiest voice on the planet so I said yes, even though I really dislike the flavor of fake caramel 

Today I saw J, the random guy I forced myself to be with immediately after dom and I broke up

He's in corporate law, he says. Criminal justice and courtroom stuff was too confrontational for his liking 

Maybe that's behind the irrational ice cream decision 

Maybe I'm trying to leave it all behind, but not without a final hoorah