overheard in anatomy lab

"so what was your major in undergrad?"
"neuroscience, you?"
"o I was a pec major"
*disdain*
"I'm kidding I'm kidding, I was a biochem major"


..."but I was a pec minor"


"roses are red,
violets are blue
I have adipose tissue,
on my shoe"

"man poetry runs in yo blood!"

"ya I got some hemato-poetic cells"