twelve useless questions

1. does eggnog have eggs in it? and if so aren't we worried about salmonella
2. why is it called 12 days of Christmas, everyone started celebrating on December 1st and hten they are telling me that Christmas is actually on the 25th and not December 12th
3. what exactly is the Grinch, and is he in the same genus or family as shrek
4. Do people dress up for Christmas? Like in costumes?
5. Why are mall Santas white? can Santa be Mexican?
6. do we have to have three holiday parties a week for the last three weeks before break
7. like is that really necessary when all I'm trying to do is get an education
8. why please tell me why
9. why do you have to buy things for people during December to show them that you care about them
10. What is the bird of choice for Christmas dinner? Is that a thing?
11. Turkey again...or are we going with an ostrich
12. Did you know stuffing isn't really stuffed in anything